The Revolver Waltz

by Tactical Tunes (fxhummel1)

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lyrics

I hate to break it to ya, but your girl’s a limpwrister
That Sig Sauer you bought her, won't do her any favors
She’s too dumb to handle complex semi-autos
Not her fault just the nature of the punier gender

Since her software cannot be fixed through training or simple practice
Buy her hardware with hot pink flare and a 5 shot cylinder
You’re a man and born an expert on what gun will work best for her
All the old farts in the gun store suggest she buy a revolver

Racking slides and loading mags is not for girls or guys in drag
Show your girl how much you care by treating her like she’s impaired
And too stupid and weak and dumb to shoot a semi-auto gun
38 special’s the best If you are of the fairer sex

Since her software cannot be fixed through training or simple practice
Buy her hardware with hot pink flare and a 5 shot cylinder
You’re a man therefore an expert on what gun will work best for her
All the old farts in the gun store suggest she buy a revolver

Forget that she can multitask
And score higher on IQ tests
A wheel gun for her self defense
Is what the male sex recommends
Since your world revolves around her
It makes sense that a revolver
is what should be used to deter
anyone meaning harm to her

Since her software cannot be fixed through training or simple practice
Buy her hardware with hot pink flare and a 5 shot cylinder
You’re a man and born an expert on what gun will work best for her
All the old farts in the gun store suggest she buy a revolver